i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake
this is the realist shit on this website
my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it
"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"
CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS
My seven month old does this pose every time he notices I am taking pictures of him
i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want
i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck