zohbugg:

Today on "Real Things Spotted in the Mall"

pleasantgoose:

pleasantgoose:

the app store has really stepped up its game

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

pleasantgoose:

pleasantgoose:

the app store has really stepped up its game

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

thatcurlyhurdgirl:

I will reblog this everyday

dekutree:

#kneezus

dekutree:

#kneezus

the-greasy-goatsby:

After 17 season’s of Pretty Little Liars, A is revealed and captured. The girls hug each other in a safe embrace, but are interrupted by the faint noise of a text. They read it aloud and stare into the distance, “It’s my turn, bitches -B”.

blackhairjack:

All time low are making a new album and if you arent excited idk who you are

forgotn1:

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

I never once needed a bag to sleep through church.

forgotn1:

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

I never once needed a bag to sleep through church.

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

awwww-cute:

My seven month old does this pose every time he notices I am taking pictures of him

awwww-cute:

My seven month old does this pose every time he notices I am taking pictures of him