monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

problematicspice:

profoak:

k999:

shakira is 93 years old and she still looks hotter and plays soccer better than you in a long ass dress,just let that sink in

FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU SAY SHAKIRA IS 93 YEARS OLD

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westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

"I guess"
- I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)
Friend : I broke up with him
Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
Friend : We are back together
Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

psych2go:

kaylanimarie:

psych2go:

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Still debating on picking up the books to get a 2nd degree in psych. I really do enjoy it as a subject of learning & experience. And I did take 2 psych classes & get an award for psych. Hmmm…

Psychology ftw!

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”